Not sure if you guys have read this somewhere before but it's
funny....
Tickle Me Elmo:
There is a factory
in Northern Minnesota
which makes the Tickle Me Elmo
toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the
arms.
Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo
factory and she reports for her first day promptly at
8:00
am.
The next day at 8:45 am
there is a knock at the
Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and
begins to rant about the new employee.
He complains that she is
incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the
entire production line behind schedule.
The Personnel Manager decides he
should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory
floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are
Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really
beginning to pile up.
At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by
mountains of Tickle Me
Elmo's She has a
roll of plush Red fabric and a huge
bag of small marbles.
The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric,
wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little
package between Elmo's legs.
The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes
of hysterics he pulls himself together and
approaches Lena.
'I'm sorry,' he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face,
'but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you
yesterday...'
'Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.
